Gary

Gary Bettman… last year’s champion…

Man was on top of the league acting untouchable.

And yeah… you were bullying me all year for roasting you…

…NOT ANYMORE BITCH. 💀

Turns out I had every right to talk.

Because this year… where that magic at?

All that ‘I win everything’ energy disappeared real quick.

Even your little Easter egg cracking championship luck couldn’t save you. 🥚😭

Man always got some suspicious wins too… like there’s definitely a cheating theory out there.

But this season? No magic, no dominance, nothing.

You ain’t Gary Bettman anymore…

…you a co-executive trainee of whatever the fuck.