Zac

Zachary… aka ‘Deez Hughes Nuts’…

First of all, that name already screams first round exit energy.

12-8… solid season…

…just to disappear when it matters. 💀

You don’t lose in playoffs…

…you expire.

Like milk — which is ironic…

Because you’re lactose intolerant. 😭

Can’t handle dairy…

…but you handle first round exits every year like it’s tradition.

Phil the Thrill fact…

Zachary means ‘sugar’ in Greek…

Sweet at first…

…but bad long term.

That’s your whole fantasy career.

Fun for a few weeks…

…then gone before anything serious happens. 💀