Eric

Nine Inch Eric…

First of all… that name aged HORRIBLY. 💀

Because when playoffs hit…

…that nine inch shrunk real quick.

Got beat in semis and suddenly it’s more like ‘Couple Centimeters Eric.’ 😭

80 MOVES before playoffs even started…

Bro was panic-trading like his season depended on it…

…which it did.

Every year, same entrance…

Thunderstruck blasting…

And yeah… you were thunderstruck…

…just not the way you wanted. ⚡💀

You look like John Cena…

But at least Cena shows up when it matters.

You even coach hockey…

So you should know…

Playoffs is when you step up…

…not disappear.