Before the first pick.
Same twelve managers. A new season of unfinished business.
Editorial rankings based on Season 3 record, scoring and playoff performance, known championship history and SHD experience. No Season 4 roster has been drafted. These are conversation starters, not player projections or a statistical forecast.
Published 2026-09-10 · Rankings may change dramatically after Draft Day.Pre-draft power rankings
Cuylle of Duty
Chris · Defending champion · three wins from the #7 seed
The Italian Beast
Alessandro · 15–5 · league-leading 10,814.00 points
Jimmy Vegas
Jimmy · 12–7–1 · rookie runner-up
Salamalecuma
William · 15–5 · 10,308.00 points
Gary Bettman
Gary · 13–7 · Season 2 champion
Deez Hughes Nuts
Zac · 12–8 · 9,998.00 points
Nine Inch Eric
Eric · 10–9–1 · Season 3 semifinalist
Titanic
Annik · Season 1 champion · Season 3 third place
Redhead
Martine · 10,250.80 points despite a 7–13 record
MADHATTAN
Louie · SHD original · seeking a rebound from 8–12
Phil the Thrill
Phil · A second season after a 6–14 debut
Dr. Julien Raisin/AliceAaeeuhh
Julien · Season 2 runner-up · coming back from 3–17