Julien

Starting with Dr. Julien Raisin… and yeah, this season looked like you were working a double shift at the hospital all year.

3-17, last place… you didn’t just lose, you disappeared.

Lowest points in the league, getting cooked every single week.

21 moves out of 80… a number so low even Alice can count to it.

Other managers were grinding waivers… you were in full ‘set it and forget it’ mode.

Your team was injured, underperforming… and you just let it sit there like a waiting room.

No adjustments, no comeback, no pulse… doctor, this team needed help.

At some point I thought the bald head meant more focus… turns out it was just reflection. 💀

You had a whole season to fix things… and did absolutely nothing with it.

So yeah, not a bad season… just a medical emergency that was never treated.