Chris

And now…

We get to the main event…

Cuylle of Duty…

Chris…

Call me the PRESIDENT.

Call me the KING.

Call me the CHAMP. 👑

Call me Double or Nothing in Vegas…

…because I beat Jimmy when it mattered. 💀

Call me the 10 incher…

…because I took down the one and only Nine Inch Eric. 😭

Call me Deez MEGA GIGANTIC Nuts…

…because I handled Deez Hughes Nuts with ease. 💀

Whole playoffs…

Just going through everybody like it’s routine.

You build your teams…

I END your seasons. 😈

This ain’t luck…

This ain’t surprise…

This was destiny.

And at the top of it all…

Call me…

The Dictator himself.

The league don’t run without me…

…and clearly…

Nobody wins over me. 💀👑